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the boss's 

Something that belongs to a boss. If it belongs to the boss, it belongs to the boss and you can't touch it or you'll be flogged.
The cheese sandwich belonged to the boss
Karen eats the cheese sandwich
Michael: "Karen! That was the boss's! You're dead for sure."
Words you can keep

who's the boss 

when a male is ready to ejaculate while doin it doggie style, he asks,"who's the boss?" Thereafter he gives his bitch a donkey punch and says,"tony fuckin danza!"
male: ah.ahh.who's the boss?
female: huh?
male: <punch>tony fucking danza!
who's the boss by dubdub December 10, 2003

who's the boss 

When you are having sex, you ask the girl "Who's the boss?" and when she says your name, you respond "No bitch, Tony Danza's the boss!" and give her the donkey punch.
She's been acting up lately so I had to make sure she knew who the boss was.
who's the boss by Matt Bones May 3, 2005

who's the boss 

v. "to who's the boss" or simply "to boss" something: the act of throwing an object that was a vessel for alcohol after it has been consumed at a stationary object until it breaks. Breaking something after a triumphant drinking session. Always ended with saying "who's the boss". Usually plastic for safety purposes. also known as bossing.
n. Who's the boss: the actual action of who's the bossing things.
I who's the bossed that pitcher last night after we got done chugging it.
That chair got who's the bossed when vido was up.
who's the boss by Musch March 31, 2007

who's the boss 

to elaborate on the given definition, it is my understanding that afterwards (after the donkey punch), the male forcefully inserts his crotch rocket, and by that i mean stiffy, and by that i mean erection, into the unwilling ass of his partner. Perhaps she is willing, but it's not as fun that way.
..."tony fucking danza"...insert donkey punch...insert hard-on..."oh my god you asshole i'm never talkiing to you again"...who cares you've already done it. FIN.

Who’s The Boss?

Angela

According to extensive research done by Abed Nadir in the show Community, Angela is the boss.
Who’s The Boss? Angela. Abed drove the professor crazy after proving that Angela was the boss.
Who’s The Boss? by MamaRizRiz42069 February 19, 2021

The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time

When you go to poop during a shift instead of on your break, so you are essentially being paid to poop instead of doing your job. An act of rebelling against the corporate assholes who make 100x what you do, but still pay you pennies.
Manager "Where are you going?"
Employee "To the toilet"
Manager "You should wait until your break"
Employee "The boss makes a dollar while I make a dime, that's why I poop on company time"
Manager "Fair enough"
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