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the blow hole 

the blow hole is your mouth. You insert the biggest fattest penis into it and suck the life out.
get your pink cigar Down the blow hole baby
the blow hole by mrs nesbitt September 16, 2014

the "blow hole" 

when you poop so hard, it tears your O ring (butthole)
Kevin: I just took the "blow hole"!
Derric: dude... gross.
the "blow hole" by webbfr January 2, 2025

thromboses of the blow hole

1.) A blockage of a whales blow hole.

2.) A blockage in the tip of the penis caused by excessive prolonged blue balls and resulting sperm backup.
1.) That poor whale is beached due to thromboses of the blow hole.

2.) Petes balls almost exploded due to a bad case of thromboses of the blow hole.

cleaning the blow hole 

When your friend poops in your girlfriends ear so you put your dick in it so it comes out the other ear. While it oozes out you catch it in a cup and mix it with pee and eat it. After that you kiss your girlfriend while you have bits of poop in your teeth and make her eat it
I I practice cleaning the blow hole with my dad on the weekends.
cleaning the blow hole by SirJalen February 23, 2017

spidomengeetus of the blowhole 

Ones excuse to not come into work due to being lethargic.
I will not be coming in today due to my severe case of spidomengeetus of the blowhole.

Fuck me in the Blowhole 

A statement indiciating surprise or acknowledging defeat. Blowhole in this context typically refers to the mouth.
You're dumping me?? Well, fuck me in the blowhole!
Fuck me in the Blowhole by Nick S December 5, 2004
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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