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the biscuits 

Yo! Yall are bout to get the biscuits.
the biscuits by Jon Creed May 19, 2008

the biscuits are baking 

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant
The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

honey on the biscuits 

Its a term taken from the show "Duck Dynasty" when Phil talks to Miss K about getting some lovins!
What a man will do for a lil "honey on the biscuits"

Buttered the Biscuits 

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.
Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

Burn the biscuits 

When someone completely bungles a situation and fucks everything up for all involved.
I can't believe he fumbled on the one yard line, Bruce really burn the biscuits on this one.
Burn the biscuits by OpiumEater99 September 12, 2016

Glaze the Biscuits 

Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.
I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.
Glaze the Biscuits by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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