the biscuits

Just a different way of saying "the shit" or "awesome." Where'd it come from you ask? It seems random you say? Well sir, I pulled it out of my ass.

"Oldschool Nickelodeon is the BISCUITS."

by YapmelkXela September 15, 2011

the biscuits

To beat up or kill someone.

Yo! Yall are bout to get the biscuits.

by Jon Creed May 19, 2008

the biscuits are baking

The baby’s are growing in my stomach
(Usually an inside joke) means to be pregnant

The biscuits are baking in the “oven”

by Don’t get _% October 18, 2019

honey on the biscuits

Its a term taken from the show "Duck Dynasty" when Phil talks to Miss K about getting some lovins!

What a man will do for a lil "honey on the biscuits"

by Smooches9162 January 3, 2014

Buttered the Biscuits

1. The act of pulling out during doggie style or anal sex and ejaculating on the persons butt cheeks. 2. Ejaculating on a female's butt cheeks after sex.

Janet and I had some great doggie style action last night. At the last second, I pulled out and "Buttered the Biscuits."

by Evil Genius Prime October 8, 2012

Burn the biscuits

When someone completely bungles a situation and fucks everything up for all involved.

I can't believe he fumbled on the one yard line, Bruce really burn the biscuits on this one.

by OpiumEater99 September 12, 2016

Glaze the Biscuits

Busting a thick nut on a chick’s big old titties.

I’m gonna glaze the biscuits when Rachel gets home. I haven’t nutted for three weeks. She’s in for some ropes tonight.

by Eaton Holgoode November 28, 2018