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The Betty Crocker 

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.
Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?
The Betty Crocker by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

THE BETTY CROCKER 

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED
The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef
THE BETTY CROCKER by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

The Betty white effect 

When someone dies before their milestone and it upsets the world
Betty white died 3 weeks before her 100th bday, thus creates the Betty white effect.

The Betty White 

When you take your dentures out and suck a dick with your gums
My friends mom gave me The Betty White yesterday.

The Betty White 

When you take your dentures out and suck a dick with your gums
My friends mom gave me The Betty White last night.

Betty the Yeti

A term given to a woman with very hairy forearms, sideburns and a 5 O'Clock shadow on the upper lip. God only knows what lies underneath the clothing.
I saw a woman with a full on goatee. Betty the Yeti must have the day off from the Circus Freakshow.
Betty the Yeti by will bitten October 20, 2017