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the betty 

A supernatural substitute teacher who is cool af. Also killed the Susan
Wow I wish I was as cool as the Betty
the betty by Sam_the_dino November 17, 2016
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The Betty Crocker 

When you put a whole box of betty crocker cake mix up your ass.
Person 1: I did the Betty crocker

Person 2: how did you fit a whole box of cake mix up your ass?
The Betty Crocker by CombineTheElite December 21, 2021

THE BETTY CROCKER 

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED
The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef
THE BETTY CROCKER by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

The Betty white effect 

When someone dies before their milestone and it upsets the world
Betty white died 3 weeks before her 100th bday, thus creates the Betty white effect.
The Betty white effect by Bawston69 February 6, 2022

The Betty White 

When you take your dentures out and suck a dick with your gums
My friends mom gave me The Betty White yesterday.

The Betty White 

When you take your dentures out and suck a dick with your gums
My friends mom gave me The Betty White last night.

Betty the Yeti

A term given to a woman with very hairy forearms, sideburns and a 5 O'Clock shadow on the upper lip. God only knows what lies underneath the clothing.
I saw a woman with a full on goatee. Betty the Yeti must have the day off from the Circus Freakshow.
Betty the Yeti by will bitten October 20, 2017
More from Urban Dictionary

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026
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