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The Beetle 

You're doing doggy on a chick and when she backs up on you, you balance your forearm on her back for a little support. Then when you're thrusting you perform 'The Beetle', here you slither a nice lick of your middle 3 fingers (Index, Middle, Ring Finger). Now that you have some nice traction on your fingers you wind up with a fat smack across the ass, this guarantees a ripping connection every time!
"Dude it was crazy I full Beetled her"
"What the fuck man, you gave her the Beetle"
The Beetle by BeamingRappa May 26, 2019
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Gerald The Beetle 

The beloved beetle Gerald, risked life and limb for the enjoyment of few. In the end lost his proud little life while crossing the Crevasse of Doom.
Gerald Will be remembered.
R.I.P
Gerald The Beetle, forever dedicated in your remembrance.
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Gerald The Beetle by Ethan Mcguire February 26, 2009

Squeezing the Beetle

The act of manually stimulating a clitoris.
Sam said she had a good time last night." "She better have, I spent all night squeezing the beetle.

Doing The Beetle 

Doing The Beetle is saying that your having a bang with someone other then your Girlfriend/Boyfriend
Lets start Doing The Beetle at Walmart tomorrow

holding the beetle 

Someone grabs another persons feces right as it comes out, and holds it still and let’s it wriggle on his/her hand like a beetle.
holding the beetle by Jerome017 December 28, 2018

dung beetle on top of the poop 

An unwanted or degrading feature that worsens an already unfavorable situation, highlighting its baseness or unpleasantness.
The project was already a mess, and his lazy attitude was the dung beetle on top of the poop.

The Beatles 

A band from Liverpool, England in the 60's who were extremely infuential to modern music and "rock and roll."

With hits such as Hey Jude, Yesterday, Day Tripper, Come Together, Yellow Submarine, Blackbird, Sergeant Pepper's Lonley Hearts Club Band, and countless others, they are idolized and covered more than any other band in history.

Paul, John, Ringo & George - We love you!
I just bought the Abbey Road CD by The Beatles - it r0x0rz j00r b0x0rz.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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