the barnyard 

When a bunch of guys do "the goat" at once. Basically a horrendous sight for the victim if he's straight.

OMFG, y'all got me with the barnyard, you sick bastards.

the barnyard by Greg The Man August 13, 2006

Slap In The Barnyard 

What you say when something is completely ridiculous or crazy.

"Omg! Did you know that Latisha got suspended!?!"
" Well that's a Slap In The Barnyard!!"

Slap In The Barnyard by Slappy Cakey August 6, 2014

Back At the Barnyard 

Back at the Barnyard is a Nickelodeon animated show about barnyard animals, mainly cows, that talk. They have a secret life that humans don't know about. Their daily routine is annoy their neighbor, yell random things, and save the world from something (that was usually their fault).

Guy 1: Did you watch Back at the Barnyard last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, it was awesome!

Back At the Barnyard by mypseudonym123 August 24, 2011

eat the barnyard 

to eat the meat of at least three different species of animal---typically beef, chicken, and pork, though any kind of animal that could presumably be on a farm will do---at a meal.

The easiest way to eat the barnyard is to go to the ghetto Chinese buffet and have the BBQ ribs, the chicken fingers, and the sweet and sour pork.

eat the barnyard by Armando83 November 15, 2011

spoons in the barnyard

term of exasperation

"Spoons in the barnyard, I got a 20 on my computer quiz!"

spoons in the barnyard by Lindsay Hamel June 10, 2008