The Atomic Bomb

To pull tightly on the skin around one testicle and squeeze that testicle up, isolating it. The resulting isolation of one testicle takes on the conspicuous form of a mushroom cloud after an atomic bomb explosion. Performing this trick with both testicles results in the popular "The Brain."

Louis was walking and turned when Carl called his name to see Carl giving him The Atomic Bomb, and he had nightmares about that hellish, veiny testicle mushroom cloud for weeks.

The Atomic Bomb by EllisHobbs September 22, 2010

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The atomic bomb

Weed is the atomic bomb

Weed the atomic bomb will blow your braincells

The atomic bomb by Real Alberto August 6, 2022

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dropping the atomic bomb

its when the popular jocks break up bombing pearl harbor by kicking their japanese asses.

"you japanese gays! im gonna kill all you faggots! go make me noodles and stop ur gay butt sex!

"o please no no no hiroshima iwo jima"

fuck you

dropping the atomic bomb by fucksoid April 26, 2005

Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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