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The Archives 

A noun used to describe any type of item that someone brings out that has not been seen or heard of in a long ass time. So when it's brought out it shocks everybody.
example1
J: Yo, look at these sneakers I'm rockin' tell me they're not sick.

D: Damn! where'd you find the Jordan 11's

J: They were in the archives dawg.

example2

D: Yo let's find an old ass instrumental to rap on.
J: Which one?

D: I don't know check the archives we'll find somethin.
The Archives by thetrustee May 29, 2009
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imposible, perhaps the archives are incomplete

When you don't find any Prequel meme in this dictionary

{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!} 

Me rn:{You fools, this is officially the last definition in the archives!}

The Magnus Archives 

The Magnus Archives is a podcast distributed by Rusty Quill Ltd. and licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution Non-Commercial Sharealike 4.0 International Licence.

*sips cup of madness*
"Have you listened to The Magnus Archives?"

"Is that the podcast of a bunch of queer British people screaming?"

"Yeah that's the one"

"Of course, how could I forget the name of my latest hyper fixation of the past 2 months where I lock myself in a dark room and get absorbed into a podcast that at first seems like spooky stories, but transpires into something horrific and deep?"

*The phone rings, it's your mother. She's worried about you. You haven't come out of your room in 2 months. Please answer the phone*

The Archive 

The sole purpose of "The Archive" is an index, nay, a database of information that is stored for retrieval by Will Carter. It is crucial to the existance of Will Carter's memory because without The Archive countless people would be forgotten and probably insulted through their being forgotten. The Archive enables Will to find useful information long forgotten by most. It is like the Diary of Tom Riddle--a gateway to the past, to a persona that existed only in the moment of its creation. The Archive consists, currently (Mid 2006), of over 800,000 articles, documents, and transcripts, many of which might come of some use. Will is apparently a bit of a pack-rat in terms of storing data.
Will is able to access any part of The Archive very efficiently and dig up information dating back to his entrance to the internet.
The Archive by Will Carter July 20, 2006

The Laroi Archive

Discord server related to The Kid Laroi aka "Not Dropping Laroi" because laroi can't drop any music because he doesn't know how to.... DROP KENNYBOI YOU FAT AUSTRALIAN MOTHERFUCKER.
RAAHIM: Laroi Mid.

Anyone else: The Laroi Archive collectively agrees.
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