the affleck 

The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.

"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."

the affleck by sivman17 January 11, 2009

the affleck 

The ugly, fat girl of a group of friends used primarily to make the other girls look better and hotter, just as ben affleck does to all the other actors in every movie he is in.

"Oh dude, that blonde chick looks really hot."
"It's only because she's standing next to the affleck."

the affleck by sivman17 January 11, 2009

Who's the Affleck now? 

When an actor is able to work more professionally than his/her scene partner--i.e. more like Matt Damon than Ben Affleck. If an actor were to step on his/her partner's lines or self-indulgently ad-lib in order to try to steal the spotlight, he/she would be considered the "Affleck" of the scene. Assuming the 'Affleck's partner is professional enough to at least learn the lines, so meticulously assembled by the screenwriter; and not mug or over-emote like he were playing some pimp in a JLo video, he would be considered the "Damon." The saying would be employed in the case that the scene partners were in contention as to which were the comparative "Affleck" of the scene.

Kevin Smith:

"IF YOU(Jason Mews, portraying Neo in a scene from "The Matrix")'RE GOING TO AD LIB, DON'T USE THE WORD "PENIS"!
Erica(his scene partner who had previously stepped on Jason's line): "WHO'S THE AFFLECK NOW?"

Who's the Affleck now? by microsleeper October 13, 2011

Whose the affleck now? 

Commonly means " shoes on the other foot".

Kevin ;do you total stole my actors. Ben: whose the affleck now?

Whose the affleck now? by Baccus23 October 20, 2011

The Ben Affleck 

When you grab a man by his Adam's Apple and cock block his throat.

This was a faux pas by a friend at work who meant to say grab him by his Adam's apple and throat punch him.

Celebrities piss me off so much I want to grab them by their Adam's apple and cock block their throat. The Ben Affleck!

The Ben Affleck by Mes74767 November 12, 2020

The Ben Affleck 

When you engage in sexual intercourse with someone and then shoot them in the back of the head
(Note)The move was invented by Ben Affleck back in 1984
(Note)+This is Ben Affleck's favorite sex move
(Note)++The Ben Affleck is fatal in almost all recorded cases
(Note)+++It was first used by Ben Affleck on Matt Damon

After me and my bros played Halo we went to a bar, got wasted, picked up some girls and we all gave them The Ben Affleck. All in all it was a pleasent evening.

The Ben Affleck by Phillip Wilcher February 29, 2008