the abbey

the abbey girls are a bunch of lesbians that fanny fondle and can’t go a day without spending mummy’s £50 in the tuck shop. up to year 9 the girls scream at the top of their lungs when a boy looks at them and immediately fall in love, their uniform is a purple jumper and a green skirt so they end up looking like an eggplant. the reproduction lesson is famous and the girls constantly giggle at the word sex - god forbid. most girls will probably remain a virgin for life. the year 7s carry their lives in their bags and each girl has probably had a crush on a tst man. “the abbey learner profile” is a bunch of crap which every girl takes the piss out of besides the keen ones who actually strive to meet the description. if u don’t have airpods and a nicotine addiction you are frowned upon and considered a low life. if u don’t have a juul and a 9 in ur PAT exam then u don’t belong here.

who is that girl? she is definitely from the abbey she’s a different breed!

the abbey by skrrt69 November 8, 2019

The Abbey

The act of having anal sex with a woman while you are drowning her in the toliet the u just pissed in

I was banging The Abbey in the ass in the bathroom and had just pissed so i decided to dunk her

The Abbey by Lifty9 April 29, 2011

Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens

An untruth, or complete bollocks.

My cat can speak French. "That is monkeys in the abbey gardens"

Monkeys in the Abbey Gardens by Zoe vanZero June 29, 2011

The Abney 

The act of secretly masterbating in the closet with a darth vader mask on...Must be performed while parents are asleep in a near by room

Guy #1:Dude guess what i did last night
Guy #2:Ha what?
Guy #1: well my parents were asleep so i decided to go ahead and do the abney
Guy #2: WTF MAN

The Abney by wow88976 January 21, 2011

The Abby Effect 

When you really want to hate Abby but you can't. You try really hard to hate everything she stands for but you eventually have to give up and accept that it's an impossible challenge.

Karen: I'm trying so hard to hate Abby, but I can't. I disagree with everything she does but I still...
Mel: respect her?
Karen: Yeah, that's it. It's like it's impossible to hate her.
Mel: Looks like a case of the Abby Effect.
Karen: The what?
Mel: When you really want to hate Abby but can't.
(Even Karens suffer from the Abby Effect)

The Abby Effect by Elijah Mikaelson February 2, 2025

That iSH and the Abby 

The revolution of 2007. Influenced by bands such as The Beatles, The Beach Boys, and Radiohead, this brilliant quartet hailing from Berklee College of Music is bringing a change to the pure shit that is called "music" these days.

Basically, that iSH is that shit.

Person 1: Hey bro, what the fuck's goin on tonight ?
Person 2: Man, I'm gonna check out the That iSH and the Abby show tonight.
Person 1: Okay cool, but dude .. you wanna toke up first?
Person 4: Only if we're chilling out to the sounds of That iSH and the Abby

That iSH and the Abby by shamm December 24, 2008

abby the he 

Abby the he is abby the he. there is nothing else to it.

hi abby the he!!!!!!!!!
OMG ABBY THE HE its been too long!!!

abby the he by tøp.p!otd January 16, 2018