The Waltz

The physical manifestation of sex, drugs and rock and roll in a person or persons.

"Dude, I got some coke, barely any cut, let's take it to Joan's house and do the waltz!"

"Man, everyone at the concert was getting their waltz on."

by Smokestack420 February 22, 2010

The Waltz

a man who loves men and cadillacs (not in that order)

The waltz is on the prowl, look out.

by cal 007 September 22, 2007

Waltz the Clown

When Waltz was a young lad, he had some issues at home. His mom turned to alcoholism after the death of his dad died to a severe case of monkey cancer. To make matters even worse, Waltz was diagnosed with multiple sclerosis at the age of 4. Waltz lived a sad and poor life in Utah as his family owned land to grow cassava beans. Growing up, Waltz was forced to work in the cassava fields for a little pay because his family's business was struggling to keep afloat due to Mr. Marmalade's business across town. He was running Waltz's farm into the ground. With the little money he had saved up from the cassava fields, he went to the traveling circus. When he walked into the tent, the first thing he saw was the clowns. The clown's friendly and welcoming appearance and talent washed all of the pain and suffering of his home life. Waltz thought to himself, "I can be a clown and do the same for other people!" After that day, Waltz was changed forever. He felt like he had found a purpose in life, to become a clown. Waltz dropped out of high school to pursue an education at the Salt Lake City School of Clown Education. Waltz finally felt like he fit in. Everyone was equal. After 4 years of intense schooling, Waltz graduated at the top of his class. Waltz found a job after graduation at The Park. After working at The Park for 2 years, Waltz was hospitalized after he slipped on Sean Spicer's puddle of Dip-n-Dots and busted his head. Waltz died a slow and painful death.

Damn dude, Sean Spicer killed the best accordion clown, Waltz the clown.

by Bameron Booley August 26, 2017

the last waltz

Concert film by veteran film maker Martin Scorsese about The Bands "Last Waltz" or live performance. Regarded as one of the best concert movies of all time.

Jack: "dude do you know about the band?!?!?"

Random dude: "Course I do, but have you ever seen The Last Waltz?"

Jack: "well shit dude"

by h0b0s March 7, 2014

The Flea Waltz

!!!SPOILERS FOR DANGANRONPA V3!!!
a traumatizing song used in danganronpa V3 for Kaede Akamatsu's execution, where she gets brutally hanged, and moved up and down via a rope, which lasted for 8 hours.

Kokichi: HEY SAIHARA CHAN! WANT TO PLAY THE FLEA WALTZ? ILL PLAY IT EXTRA FAST, SAIHARA CHAN!

Shuichi: *intense sobbing*

by emuotoriiii June 21, 2024

Waltz of the Wizard

A beautiful VR game made by an awesome team that you should definitely buy if you haven’t

Yo man, you play Waltz of the Wizard?
You know it, my guy

by Dr K Chaudhry November 11, 2020

The Walten files

The Walten files also known as TWF, is a analog horror series of "found footage" videos made by Martin Walls. It uses a 2D animated art style, similar to the Weirdcore aesthetic. If you want to watch the files, you better be prepared for some disturbing images! There are a lot of hidden secrets in the Walten files including the following: distorted backwards audio/audios, link/links, hidden text, bright and dark images containing other mysterious secrets to the plot and ect.

Me: "Hey have you seen the Walten files?"
Friend: "No-?"
Me: "You should check it out, It's similar to five nights at Freddy's ! :"
Friend: "Alright it looks cool, I'll update you tomorrow if i get to it !"
Me: *happy squealing*

by <3 _The child_ <3 August 20, 2021