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The Vegas Inquisition
The Vegas Inquisition occurs when playaz return from Vegas. Someone who was too pwned to go immediately bombards the playaz with nonstop questions about Vegas.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
This person knows that "what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas", but they seem to think this policy does not apply to them. They get very irritated when they get the scoop Heisman.
Goombah: So, uh, how'd you do in Vegas?
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
Mich: I did ok.
Goombah: Did anything cool happen?
Mich: You know the policy...
Goombah: Dude, cant you just give me some details? How much did you win? Did everyone get along? Did you ...
Mich: Cool it with the Vegas Inquisition!
The Vegas Inquisition by moraleboatanchor March 20, 2013
The Vegas Rule
An agreement between individuals to not discuss publicly events, conversations, or happenings they have shared in common. Applies to nights out, parties, business meetings, conversations, etc. Can be heard expressed as "What happens here, stays here."
We must keep this discussion between us. I am asking you to apply "The Vegas Rule" on this one. You know... "What happens here, stays here."
The Vegas Rule by admancorb August 10, 2009
The Vegas Flip
The Vegas Flip by King Kilo February 19, 2009
The vegas quaker
When a man sticks his penis in a woman’s ass and as he’s climaxing he slowly pulls out while the woman pushes out a fart which makes it sound like a duck has came out of her ass “quak”
The vegas quaker by Shaione January 28, 2022
The Vegas Surprise
Surprise anal sex that is done without consent by the receiving end during an otherwise consensual sexual encounter. Refers mainly to cases in which the receiver is uncomfortable with the situation but doesn't necessarily do anything to stop it.
Me and that guy hooked up. It was weird...it was good at first but then he just gave me The Vegas Surprise out of nowhere! I just thought it was kind of rude.
The Vegas Surprise by prettyinpink33337 April 26, 2010
The Vegas Guillotine
When a prostiute is sucking your penis and someone sneaks up and hits her (or his) head and underside of her jaw together to close her mouth quickly biting the head of your dick off.
The Vegas Guillotine by Daniel Orangetree March 13, 2018
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