The Taylor

When a girl fucks herself with a hotdog with two guys in the room and the hotdog breaks off in her and one guy fucks her in the ass while the other trys to eat the part of the hotdog that got stuck

"baby im feelin kinky lets do the taylor"

by GUY!!! May 5, 2009

The Taylor

The move in dating in where the man proceeds to cum in his pants on command

Dis bitch did the taylor for the seventh time today. (person two) But dude it's no nut November ! (person one) *cums his pants* (person two) not u too man *cums his pants*.

by Suck your farther figure November 7, 2018

the taylor

Posing as an employee of a late night food stand in order to provide free food to girls in exchange for sex.

I pulled the taylor the other night and banged the shit out of this tight blonde.

by GTay September 30, 2006

The taylor trailor

a man fucking another man in the ass through a donut.

James will your parents catch us doin THE TAYLOR TRAILOR in there bed?

by wisemanug May 6, 2006

the Taylor Lautner effect

When an actor has no acting ability whatsoever, but the audience do not notice because they are too captivated by how hot the actor is.

Also see the female equivalent: The Megan Fox effect

Amy: Taylor Lautner is so hot, and such a great actor also.

Bill: No he isn't, you've just been struck by The Taylor Lautner effect.

by jonas5 September 25, 2011

the taylor algorithm

question: how many pigs does it take for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

answer: nine chickens.

guy: damn how’d you know how many pigs it takes for a cow to go on a date with a wolf that jumps off cliffs into space?

girl: the taylor algorithm.

by childsupportt April 2, 2020

The Taylor Effect

the act of destroying someone's life by calling them gay for about a year, convincing everyone in the school classroom to hate them, making them change classrooms and still being hated by his/her new classmates. then they must try to kill his/her younger brother or sister with a hairdryer. then they must move away to an insane asylum.

me: Taylor, your gay.
taylor: no i'm not!!!
(next day, comes to school with a see through leotard)
me: EWWWW!!!! *throws up*
taylor: hey! i'm beautiful!!!
me:no your not.... you are ugly and gay and no one likes you....
taylor: *tries to kill brother/sister* I'M NOT CRAZY!!! AGH!!!!

the taylor effect

by aisjdbrtgisd January 20, 2008