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the taco won 

a phrase said usually by one who has had an out of body experience which involves the battle of a taco and a grilled cheese.

it is also used as a phrase of admittance to admit defeat at the hands or shells of 30 taco bell tacos.
me: dude the taco won.

friend: what the fuck, are you high?
the taco won by mr.marrs November 26, 2010

The Taco Talks 

A modern history book, podcast, radio channel, dj, graphic designer, photographer, veterinary expert bible combined into all forms of marketing. A brand anyone can reach out to. The Taco Talks who goes by multiple names; MLE, Robyn Cobb, Robyy Cobb, Kristen Wright, and TacoTheCatEmily is the host of all the platforms this News Reel is on spotify podcast, wordpress, website
Did you see what The Taco Talks Posted ?
No? Where?

Snapchat Site, yo!
The Taco Talks by tacochatcat January 10, 2021

The Taco Creampie 

When you eat a bean and cheese burrito from tacobell and poo on a girls face then proceed to get a facial from her and add nut to the mix
I forced her to get the taco creampie
The Taco Creampie by Tacocreamer April 29, 2025

The Taco Bell Steamer

When you and your friend proceed to eat twenty bean burritos, then jump on the counter at Taco Bell and spread both of your chocolate starfishes, to then unleash two rivers of pure stinky corn filled diarrhea
We gotta hit up Taco Bell later tonight homie, we gotta do The Taco Bell Steamer

Stuffing the Taco

Another term for masturbation. Mostly only used when referring to female masturbation.
Morgan was stuffing the taco while watching Chris Evans in Avengers.
Stuffing the Taco by Mike Ooch October 28, 2022

tickle the taco 

Hey baby, want to play tickle the taco?
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