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the swan 

A reality show that accurately demonstrates traditional American life.
There is nothing more rock n' roll than frumpies undergoing plastic surgery too look acceptably generic.
the swan by Caffine Overdose April 19, 2004
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the swan 

A competition to make women look more like an Asian character from Mad TV.
You plastic surgery person... you make-a me look-a like a man!
the swan by Alex Borstein April 25, 2004

the swan 

When your fucking a girl in the back, you grab her arms and pull them back but keep their arms straight. when you start tearing that up, they'll arch their back like a swan, and if your endowed like me, they'll even swoon like a swan.
I gave Connor's mom the swan last night and it was great!
the swan by Andy Peeps May 18, 2008

The Swan [Double Dragon] 

When two men use one arm each to fist a woman. The techiqnue requires one man to use his left arm and the other to use his right. Both fists are put back to back and pushed into the vagina, the idea is to seperate the two fists away from each other inside the woman so each arm resembles the neck of a swan.
"Come here you slag me and this cunt wanna give you the swan Double Dragon ,we'll leave you whistling when you walk"

i'm the swan queen! 

A statement of absolute power, usually uttered after you've just insulted someone else's lowly position. Used in the film Black Swan by Natalie Portman after her mother implies that she isn't ready to perform.

Also used to state that the speaker is about to morph from their mild mannered self into a crazed alter ego.
Friend 1: You're applying to Harvard? Are your SAT scores good enough for that?
Friend 2: I'M THE SWAN QUEEN!
i'm the swan queen! by the white swan December 26, 2010

swallow the swan

To perform felatio. To suck a penis.
Francine knows her way around a dick. That chick can play swallow the swan with me any time.

dunk the swan 

aka "body shower"... wash your body, but not your hair.
"I just got my hair done, so I'm just going to dunk the swan... I'll be quick!"

"Shoot I'm late for class... I'll just dunk the swan!"
dunk the swan by fjjazticks July 9, 2009
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
Word of the Day on September 14, 2026
A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
Word of the Day on September 12, 2026
The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026
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