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the pump

1.according to the governator, the pump is how you feel after lifting lots of weights and your muscle engorge and you feel like the man. feels a lot like cuming, thus making arnold a lucky man.
2. also a famous health food store in manhattan, nyc.
Man, I love feeling the pump, and I love eating the pump! arnold rules! lets get huge!!!
by Ejaculaxor March 11, 2008
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The Pump

When you’re going to finish on someone’s face and shotgun blast of semen comes out.
It’s coming… I’m coming… GET READY FOR THE PUMP.
by coochie-monster November 6, 2021
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The Pump

Chicago Nickname for a fire hydrant. A fire hydrant is an above-ground connection that provides access to a water supply for the purpose of fighting fires.
You don't need no swimming pool girl! Here's a wrench, now go open the pump and be careful 'cause that beyotch across the street might call the popo on you!
by ZOTO October 24, 2008
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The Pump

The greatest feeling you can get in the gym, or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the gym, is, the pump.
Let's say you train your biceps, blood is rushing into your muscles, and that's what we call the pump.
Your muscles get a really tight feeling, like your skin is going to explode and it's really tight it's like someone's blowing air into your muscles it just blows up and it feels different. It feels fantastic.
It's ehh as satisfying to me as "Cumming" is, you know as ehh having sex with a woman and Cumming.
And so can you believe how much I am in heaven?
I'm like eh getting the feeling of Cumming in the gym, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming at home, I'm getting the feeling of Cumming, backstage when I pump up when I pose out in front 5000 people, I get the same feeling. So I'm Cumming day and night! I mean it's terrific, right? Ahaha, so you know I am in heaven!
by aurod April 16, 2022
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The Pump Fake Plow

After the course of the night filled with drugs and alcohol. You experience ED when it counts. Rather then quit and leave your woman unsatisfied. You finish the job with your fingers.
OMG! How could this happen? Time for the pump fake plow
by Yam derf October 12, 2018
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The Pump House

Ladies love the pump house....
The pump never runs dry
Take her to the Pump House!
She really needs to be brought to the Pump House!
by Pimppumper October 26, 2019
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Priming the pump

When you masturbate before your girl comes in so she can find your penis easier in the dark.
In an interview with "Lester Holt," President Trump proudly proclaimed that he invented the phrase stating, "Priming the pump is when I tug on myself for about half an hour before Melania comes in so she can find it easier."
by Bogrimm May 19, 2017
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