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"The" Porn

The best porno you have and will ever find. You will surf the net for many days and many nights and you will feel a void untill you find it. You wont know which site it is untill youve found it. The porn you will masturbate to everyday and everynight.
1) I finally found "The" Porn!, it beautiful!!!

2) I looked for many days and many nights but yet still no luck in finding "The" Porn
by The GreatMasterBater May 25, 2008
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the porn

Something good, spectacular. Used in the same fashion as "the shit".
"That's the porn, bro!"
by Joe Nobody March 15, 2004
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The Porn Cinematic Universe

When you are watching a porno and it references another porn video you have watched
Bro I have seen all of The Porn Cinematic Universe I think this makes me a virgin again
by Tim The Wise June 12, 2021
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the porn box

Anything that shows or contains porn such as this laptop and computer with a good cable connection, a nice big screen tv with skinamax or even your local shit hole strip club called the mirage palace.
What did you do today B? Not much, just sat around and watched the Porn Box and wacked it till my cack turned blue.
by Jenny from the block December 14, 2004
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The Porn Pokémon

A new kind of Pokémon that Gamefreak designed because they don't have any ideas anymore
Pornosa, the porn pokémon and the evolved form of Pornhub
by Thecoolestdude June 5, 2017
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Follow the porn

A game played on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green and one other participant mark a line in the gravel on the side of the road.

Each participant places a pornographic magazine in the middle of a highway, directly between the two dirt lines.

Each contestant stands on their own dirt line, and as cars pass by they cause the magazine to move.

If the magazine makes its way to the right side of the person standing on the right, the person on the left wins (and vice-versa).
by Alex1010 March 24, 2009
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Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict

a black homeless guy that lives in boston who loves porn. He also makes it known that he licks pussy before he "fucks them white bitches with big titties."
Your almost as cool as ,"Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict."
by Gamz October 16, 2011
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