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The Pistol 

In Halo it is the incredibly overpowered yet ONLY weapon to use if you wish to survive. Three head shots will take the shield off and kill the person being raped.
OMFG! (#1)Valgina killed me AGAIN!!!11one
The Pistol by Evil Jesus August 28, 2004

the Pistol 

when someone is 69ing and they stick their thumb in the girls ass and two fingers in her gine, kinda like a reverse shocker
Jake was 69ing in the back of his Explorer when he decided to make things intersting by giving Allie the Pistol.
the Pistol by JizzyJake38 December 5, 2010

The Pistol 

A stupid and rigged gun used in Halo by people with no skill. The Pistol's damage is calculated as follows; Where X is range to target X is equivilant to range of Pistol, and where X is health of target player X is equivilant to damage of Pistol.
"The pistol isint rigged"
"... Are you serious? If i crammed three nuclear missiles into a pistol bullet, it still wouldent be as strong as the Halo pistol!"
The Pistol by Dan May 31, 2004

The Pistol 

When you grab your penis between your index finger and thumb at the base of your shaft, then have your balls between your index finger and middle finger thus making your cock and balls into an effective shooting device to unsuspectingly have your co-workers or friends look at your junk so you can call them a homo-meat gazer and give them 3 kicks in the ass.
Oh man yesterday at work right as Ronnie was coming to the stock room I totally gave him the pistol, what a fag!
The Pistol by Jonny Poplocker July 3, 2009

tuck the pistol 

a hard-on in public, can't tend to the erection! Tucking your hard dick so its unnoticable
today I was walking and seen this fine bitch...you know I had to tuck the pistol homie...
tuck the pistol by Raptactics October 24, 2007

Lick the back of the pistol

Liam says to Sonaiya "Can i get a pencil" Sonaiya then replies "Lick the back of the pistol.
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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