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The Phantom Shitter 

Also known as Alex "Cheech" Marin who in 2006, during the Loyola Freshman football season, took massive shits throughout the Freshman/Sophomore locker room. He was notorious for vanishing after dropping a duece seemingly into thin air. The Phantom Shitter was never officially caught in the act, but after years of specualtion, it has been confirmed that Alex Marin is THE PHANTOM SHITTER.
Damn do you smell that?" "Yea, I guess the phantom shitter strikes again...
The Phantom Shitter by deepdarksecrets September 27, 2010
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the phantom spank 

when a man saws off his arm and then uses said arm to masterbate to lizzy mcguire
i just walked in on clint performing the phantom spank! said whoopi goldberg

the.phantom.system

a very cool system on tiktok. they’re very swag and deserve love :]
“wow! i love the.phantom.system so much!
the.phantom.system by phant0mdarling_ September 11, 2021

julie and the phantoms

Julie and the phantoms, the show for kids that has somehow got EVERYONE'S attention, black characters and a small gay bean who owns my heart? yes please. AND THE SHIPS? sound-track? bomb luke & julie? otp alex & willie? babies reggie & luke? END GAME if you haven't seen it, get your life together and watch it.
jatp phanatic : did you watch julie and the phantoms??
friend: yeah! charlie gillespie stole my heart, but #givelukehismommyback2020

Julie and the Phantoms

The Netflix show about a gay ghost band and a cool girl named Julie. And they’re all hot. And they make great music.
Person A: Hey! Have you seen Julie and the Phantoms yet?
Person B: Yeah! Omg they all stole my heart.

julie and the phantoms

a show about 3 ghosts (phantoms) who were in a band in the 90s who meet a girl called Julie in in present time and create a new band with her. an AMAZING netflix original musical tv show, that was made for kids, which EVERYONE and their mama loves. poc representation? check! lgbtq+ representation? check! bomb songs? check, check, check! stream it on netflix so it gets renewed for season 2 💞
julie and the phantoms is an amazing, underrated show!

Julie and the Phantoms:

Julie and the Phantoms aka JATP is a Netflix show that represents a teenage drama and musical series. Netflix has been nice enough to provide us this beautiful creation that Kenny Ortega has made.

Julie and the Phantoms
JATP fans: hey Netflix we have a question?
Netflix: Hey what is it?
JATP fans: WE WANT SEASON 2 of Julie and the Phantoms, WE WANT IT NOW, please?
Netflix: I'll make you wait til next year hahahhaahahahaha
2021 arrives
JATP Fans: We waited a year what now
Netflix: be patient

Julie and the Phantoms:
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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