The essence of man, the very
definition of a power held only by few men. Pain Trains come in mostly
one size, big enough to demand
respect, not in fear but in absolute awe and recognition of the character that all men strive to become. Pain Trains, are typically funny in most situations, they can be surprisingly quick their
feet as well, this also takes bystanders by surprise. Pain Trains also can be seen as mediators in the stressful situations of others. The strange magical tone on the Pains voice can calm even the most flared state of affairs. The romantic portion of a Pain Trains life is still somewhat of a mystery, one night stands are common, but a very new bit of information has been brought to our attention. The sex life of Pain Trains evidently always are always in
college parking lots. The Pain Train is still a mystery, but take note, that if you are in the presence of a Pain Train, befriend him, and never throw him under the
bus. The Pain Train is also a good
chum to have at your side in a fight, because Pain Trains usually have a massively muscular chest and
pack a powerful punch. Lastly, Pain Trains are rare, myself I have only met
one, but there are more out there, find your Pain Train or be a Pain Train, but remember you must live up to the lifestyle.
College Kid #1- Man last night i was walking through the parking lot, and i swear i saw The Pain Train running train on a
girl!!!
College Kid #2- Wow, no way! Jeese man, that
girl probably wont walk for a week!
College Kid #1- Ya, your probably right, I also heard that Pain Trains rawdog that shit!
College Kid #2- Dam dude! Gotta love those Pain Trains though.
College Kid #1- Furrsure man, Ill see ya later i gotta go eat some fish.
