THE ORB

A huge ball of tape, that is very powerfull.

WOW The ORB is huge, can i buy some tape for it?

by Orb Protecter February 14, 2007

pondering the orb

A reference to goofy wizards who would sit for hours gazing upon an inanimate object, likely an orb. The phrase "pondering the orb" has emerged as common slag used to refer to someone doing something pretentiously important.

I am coming at your place. You better not be *pondering the orb*

by Obamium69420 November 23, 2021

I am own the dirt orb

World is mine.

asune mikku: i am own the dirt orb

by Cat… with a K. March 31, 2023

the spinning orb

it's a particuly freaky sex move, for it to work you need a really fat person to sit on youre face and then fling you using only his/her ringer. to latch on the fatty will need to spin around.

G sus: 'ohhh i have broken my body, last night my obese whale of a girlfriend gave mr the spinning orb'

Nan: 'shit, thats the most dangerous move in the world.'

by bea and may March 8, 2009

The Mega Orb

The nickname for the Breaking Cat News (BCN) fandom stationed on GoComics. The nickname originates from the shape of users' profile pictures.

Also spelled as Mega-Orb

Boops and prayers from the Mega Orb!

by meta_knight2007 October 16, 2020

The Orbit Theory

Researched intensively at a mid-sized public university in 2003, the Orbit Theory was established to explain the symbiotic relationship of when a large, unattractive female associates frequently with several highly attractive females or 'Bettys'. Quite simply, the attractive females have someone to complain to about typical problems, i.e. "Guys are assholes", "I'm ragging hard today", or "My V.D. won't clear up." The asthenically challenged female also provides a 'worst-case scenario' for the buxom women, as they know that life could be much worse if they looked like their dumpy little counterpart. However, the stout little fuggly stands to gain quite valuable aspects by hanging out with the attractive hotties: she may be able to see more suitable men, gain confidence by having smoking hotties as friends, be invited to fancier shindigs and box-socials, and become a BJ Queen for the men which cannot achieve coitus with said hotties. The mutual benefit for both parties is similar to celestial bodies which use their gravitational pull to prevent smaller moons from wondering into space...hence "Orbit" Theory; one large body benefiting from several smaller bodies surrounding itself and maintaining a gravitational pull in its orbit.

Four strikingly attractive women enter a local pub, in search of alcoholic beverages. Suddenly, at the end of the Betty trail is a stout female, no taller than 5'5" and a tanned face eerily similar to that of a tanned Pillsbury Doughboy. The last female entering the bar would complete the "Orbit Theory" equation: 3 or > #(Hotties)+1(Oompa Loompa or 'M&M')= The Orbit Theory

by 4 Amendment Rights March 3, 2009

The Orbit

When you meet a minor over the internet and travel to meet them in real life to have sex.

Damn that 13 year olds cute might do The Orbit

by Krewz March 9, 2019