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The One Ring 

Three rings for the Elven kings under the sky
Seven for the Dwarf lords in their halls of stone
Nine for the mortal men doomed to die
One for the dark lord on his dark throne
One ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them!
In the land of Mordor where shadows lie.
The One Ring was forged by the dark lord Sauron to rule all of middle earth.

Names of the three Elven rings:

Nenya was given to Galadriel
Narya to Cirdan. Later given to Gandalf.
Vilya given to Gil-Galad. Later he gave it to Elrond.
The One Ring by Taurauru April 7, 2004
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The One Ring 

In Tolkienish mythology, the one master controlling ring, fashioned by the Dark Lord Suron in secret deep in the mines of moria. It can only be destroyed by casting it into the fires of mount Doom in the evil land of Mordor. It is, By Frodo, Son of Drogo, heir of Bilbo Baggins, who inherited Bilbo's estate of Bag end when he left for the elven stronghold of rivendell on his 111st birthday. THe one ring has a good amount of the power of The dark one and corrupts those who hold onto it for too long, though it has a mind of its own. It was originally cut from the hand of Sauron by Isildur, KIng of Gondor, who kept it instead of casting it into the fires from where it came. It then came to the hands of Smaegol, later to be known as Gollum. GOllum retreated into a cave in the Misty mountains and hid there, allowing the ring to turn him to the control of Sauron. Bilbo Baggins found the ring, and kept it, after "winning" it from gollum in a riddle contest. THe ring then went with Bilbo back to Bag end, where he kept it for many years, until his heir frodo inherited it, and began the quest to destroy it, thus becoming the ringbearer. He eventually did, destroying the ring for all eternity.Below it the full text of the elven verse written on the One ring, the RIng of Power (as produced by the chronicles of the Lord of the Rings, printed in 1965)
Three RIngs for the Elven-Kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne.
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

only the lines "One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them/One RIng to bring them all and in the darkness bind them" are inscribed in fire-writing on the ring (fire-writing being writing that only appears when something is cast into a fire)

The one ring

Adderal dew to the adhd meds effect that turns a man into gollum with enough use
Jimmy has gotten so skinny

Yeah he needs to lay off the one ring and get something to eat
The one ring by Rocheman4280 February 9, 2026

Give the One Ring to Sauron 

1. To cause the whole thing to come crashing down

2. To do something so stupid that it completely ends a cycle of action or cause.
Soldier #1: "So how'd the rebellion go?"

Soldier #2: "They found us, so it didn't go very well"

Soldier #1: "So what did ya do?"

Soldier #2: "I ran out screaming, but I dropped my papers and battle plans, so they might have an advantage."

Soldier #1: "Jesus, why don't you just Give the One Ring to Sauron?!"

Kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus 

"Dude, where the fuck have you been? We've been looking for you for 15 minutes!"

"Take it easy bros., I was in the shit house kicking the brown clown out of the one ringed circus

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026