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Suck your dad's dick on the Moon 

To care so little about someone's opinion that you are willing to expend an extreme amount of effort to show how little their opinion matters to you
"You think I give a shit what he thinks? I'll suck your dad's dick on the Moon!"

"As if it weren't clear enough how little James thought of his critics, he proceeded to suck their dad's dicks on the Moon."
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Mom's gonna punt you to the moon 

A common saying among siblings being loud at 10pm. The mother won't actually punt you. But will beat your ass if you don't quiet down.
Younger sibling: Did you hear that dad bought me robux!!!???
Older sibling: Shut up mom's gonna punt you to the moon.

When the moon shines, the cow pees 

To disagree with someone who is blaming someone else
Jerry, when the moon shines, the cow pees.

The moon is so far, yet so close 

We might be far away from each other, but I still love you.
Do you still love him?
The moon is so far, yet so close”

the moon is small tonight 

What to say when you're hitting on someone casually.
Peter: "The moon is small tonight." *leans in for kiss*

The Blue Moon Shave

When a man shaves his hairy ass for the viewing pleasure of his lady.
She was happy to see he had given himself the blue moon shave.

Hung the Moon in the Sky 

Used to indicate something or someone is amazing in some way, or to convey admiration for a person. Can be used sarcastically.

Synonymous with "Best thing since sliced bread."
Man, as far as she's concerned he might as well have hung the moon in the sky.

Ask any primus fan: Les Claypool hung the moon in the sky.