the michael 

the act of a man performing fellatio on himself

Guy 1: Go fuck yourself man
Guy 2: Why thank you,I will go home and michael myself

the michael

the michael by John M. Atwater July 30, 2008

The Michael Jackson Vault 

1. The place where Michael Jackson mini movie’s go when they are not on YouTube for free on “The Official Michael Jackson” YouTube channel. But come out to see the light of day on rare occasion.

2. Also can be used to say as a figure of speech as a rare occurrence like “Once in a Blue Moon”.

Person 1: Hey did you see yesterday that they finally took out a movie from The Michael Jackson Vault?

Person 2: No. What one is it this time?

Person 1: “Ghosts”

Person 2: Cool I’ll have to watch it before they put it back in The Michael Jackson Vault.

The Michael Jackson Vault by Blazin Boy ✔️ October 29, 2020

the michael jones 

A drink were you eat 12 lava cakes then give a friend a dirty Sanchez with the chocolate and then chase it with everclear

Right after he took the Michael Jones he threw up for hours

the michael jones by zon72 November 2, 2013

The Michael Phenomenon

A strange occurrence whereby a number of factors lead to an individual not ever being friend-zoned. The individual is always single and likely not looking for anyone, but is unable to create a friend-zone. They are always very good looking and good around members of the opposite gender.

"No one seems to just want to be friends with me. I just don't get it."
"Are you looking for anyone?"
"No, not really."
"I think you are experiencing the Michael Phenomenon."

The Michael Phenomenon by StrangeManInATux101 May 19, 2014

The Michael Clayton 

A new dance move based on the scene in the movie, Michael Clayton, where Michael (George Clooney) is running up the hill after his car is blown up. It is done by lifting the knees very high and running in place, while looking backwards over your shoulder at the girl/guy you're dancing with.

Colin: "Oh man, that guy is killing it on the dance floor. What are those moves called?"

Emily: "He's doing The Michael Clayton and he's doing it well."

The Michael Clayton by Awesome For Lyfe February 26, 2008

The Michael Jackson

To beat your meat while listening to the song "Beat It"

I got caught doing the Michael Jackson in the girls locker room

The Michael Jackson by The Destroyer Of Pussy October 6, 2015

The Michael Cera Rule 

Michael Cera is an Actor that, in every movie follows these rules
1.) He's an awkward teenager
2.) He Finds a girl he likes, but she doesn't like him back
3.) I the end, Michael gets the girl, and has sex with her
Every Movie he's in, goes exactly like this

Movies that follow The Michael Cera Rule
Michael Cera in year one Awkward teen, friends with Jack Black, likes a girl, in his prehistoric time. she doesn't like him, but in the end, she does like him, and they have sex

Michael Cera in Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist is, again, an awkward teen. He meets Nora, who, at first, thinks he's a creep. Then, in the end they fall in love with each other, and have sex on a thousand dollar couch.

The Michael Cera Rule by kingmc23 August 5, 2010