The Lizard 

Depending on his mood, this creature can be big or small; public or private. He will come out of his cage and play when he is in a state of elation; and when depressed, he tends to stay hidden from the outside world. He doesn't always have to be depressed in order to hide; sometimes he just wants to be by himself and "hang out", so to speak. Sometimes he needs to be "private" - having not the urge, nor the desire, to be looked at, touched, kissed, have his picture taken, shake hands with Hillary Clinton, etc. The Lizard has been in many different places; generally wet areas. He often finds himself in "canals" of some sort, and in "mouths" of rivers. This tends to happen when The Lizard (or "Thick Lizzy" as he is nicknamed),has been drinking too much alcohol. The Lizard always wears a protective suit, however, when he swims in impure waters. Sometimes he just wants to put his feet in the water, without going all the way in...but most times, he thrusts right into the water and hits the ocean floor! In any event, Thick Lizzy is sure to get suited up...and that "suits" him just fine. (No pun intended).

Like many other creatures, The Lizard enjoys being petted - by women.

The Lizard by Barry MacCockener January 24, 2005

The lizard 

The lizard is a sexual position in which the man is having sex with a woman vaginally up against a wall and when she is least expecting it, he pulls out and puts it in her ass and he watches her try to climb up the wall like a lizard.

Man, last night I was having sex with my girl, and I tried the lizard on her, the look on her face was priceless, funniest thing I've ever seen.

The lizard by funtcase September 14, 2013

The Lizard 

YEAH LIZ WHEELER! LOVE HER! Haven't heard that name in forever!

Hym "THE LIZARD! YES! She's the best man, very astute. Not as astute as me (Because I'm literally the paragon of that so-much-so that (Like one if the greatest anime characters (other than me)) trapped a grown man in a psychic loop) but still pretty good. Yeah. That's cool man. And would bang. So there's that."

The Lizard by Hym Iam July 30, 2023

The Lizard 

Oh wow holy shit she HATES him! That is nuts! I just saw her little rant (which was both adorable and hilarious) and her little ass CANNOT STAND that dude! Ha!

Hym "Oh no! The Lizard doesn't like Andy! What a shame. She'd probably love Tristan though. They should do an interview! Go forth! Do.. Do the thing... Interview with the lizard..."

The Lizard by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

The Lizard King

This essay makes the proposition that 'The Lizard King' is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234' based on the concepts described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher.

Firstly, ‘Mr Mojo Risin’ is an anagram of ‘Jim Morrison’. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of this encryption method. Secondly, ‘Risin’ is not an actual word, however, it is a bastardisation of the word ‘rising’. Therefore, we know that Morrison was aware that letters can be manipulated to achieve a desired effect. Thirdly, in The Doors song ‘Soul Kitchen’, Morrison states, “Speak in secret alphabets”. Therefore, we know Morrison was aware of substitution ciphers and spoke using encrypted forms. These examples justify the potential that ‘The Lizard King’ is a cryptogram. An example (see, Quora: “What is The Lizard King encryption?”) is given demonstrating this cryptogram using techniques Morrison described in his own words.

In conclusion, based on the explicit evidence present in Jim Morrison's body of work, including confessions that his writings were encrypted with hidden meanings, the hypothesis of this essay is that the letter combination 'The Lizard King', based on the methodologies described in both Hidden Number Theory and the Cobain cipher, is an encryption of 'TUVWXYZABCD 01234'.

the Lizard King - Hidden Number Theory - Cobain cipher - Hutchence Hypothesis

The Lizard King by STUVWX MC^234567 August 22, 2019

The Lizard King

The alterego taken up by Jim Morrison, one of the greatest poets and singers to ever live.

Try to set the night on fire, try to set the night on fire, TRY TO SET THE NIGHT ON FIREEEE!Yeah
-The Doors, "Light My Fire"

The Lizard King by The Almight Lizard King November 6, 2004

The Lizard King

The Co-Worker no one really knows the truth about. Is their name even their real name. You will never know and can not stop their rise to power, They are the Lizard King.

Adam: Robert is totally The Lizard King. He has gotten promotion after promotion and no one really knows anything about him.

Doug: Is Robert even his real name?

The Lizard King by BozOU44 November 7, 2022