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The kangaroo 

When you nut but you shove it in her asshole and make her walk around carrying your kids
The kangaroo by Boogiewitabag March 7, 2019

The kangaroo 

A sex fetish or position in which the male has a wooden spoon and fondles the females bossom while softly rubbing the spoon agaisnt her vagina while porring ranch dressing all over the bed
Guy 1: dude look at that chick she is hot
Guy 2: yeah id like to do the kangaroo with her.
The kangaroo by Petra Beaus May 12, 2007

The kangaroo 

I'd do The kangaroo with her
The kangaroo by BiggusDiggus March 11, 2018

The kangaroo stance 

A position where you violently jump (can be used for offence and defence)
I must Warn you I know the kangaroo stance
The kangaroo stance by Bigmantyrobe December 12, 2019

bleach the kangaroo skull 

to masturbate. phrase especially popular in Australia.
I can't take it tonight. Chicks aren't digging me. I'm gonna head home, bleach the kangaroo skull, and call it an evening.

Salting the kangaroo  

Getting a gullible person to believe you
I was salting the kangaroo when I convinced them the bowling ball wAs a soccer ball