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the Jane 

Short name for the Mary Jane Ski Resort in Winter Park, Colorado. Since its construction in the 1970's, the Mary JaneSki Area has been referred to as simply The Jane.

Known for it's blistering bump runs and killer tree skiing, the Jane is a popular day ski resort for skiers and snowboarders living on the Front Range of Colorado. Only one and a half hours of driving time from Denver, Colorado.
Let's drive up to ski The Jane today and see if our knees explode after some laps on the bump trails. If the bumps kick our ass, we'll go ride the trees and hit some fresh pow.
the Jane by The Snow Prophet May 13, 2010

The Jane Fonda 

When a guy sits on his hand with his thumb up his ass while beating off. Then when his hand goes numb he switches and uses the numb hand to bust a nut.

Similar to the "stranger" with a little bit of prostate stimulation.

Requires a tremendous amount of coordination and endurance and is a true accomplishment if completed.
Did you see Lon the other night doin The Jane Fonda?

Ya what an accomplishment he's the man.
The Jane Fonda by Dustin321 February 12, 2009

The Jane Goodall Award 

Jane Goodall has been honored by the scientific community for her work with chimps.

This award is for the stalwart few who attempt to speak with and teach the uneducated chimps found throughout the internet.
Person A: Vaccines cause autism!
Person B: Actually they don't (cites a source)
Person A: That's your opinion (slanderous name)
Person C: I nominate Person B for the Jane Goodall award
Person A: Lolz Wat?
Person C: Nothing you need to worry about silly monkey.

the jane fonda 

Taking a fat dump. Usually refers to a dump that is explosive, or runny. Noise and a deep senses of accomplishment and refreshment often accompany a Jane Fonda.
-"Dude! It smells in the bathroom!"
-"Oh, sorry man. I just did the Jane Fonda."

"Man, that IU student totally smells like he did the Jane Fonda in his pants!"
the jane fonda by sdaddy84 March 27, 2008

Jillying the Jane 

When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet

jane the virgin 

a tv show about a girl in love with a guy that runs a hotel. NOT! deaths, relationships, sociopaths and more!! a must watch.

forgot to mention that jane become pregnant although she’s never had sex.. and she’s also a published fricken author!
have you seen the new episode of jane the virgin? it was really good!