A phrase used to describe something
that is outstanding or over the top. Usually used to describe something in a positive way.
Can be used as a substitution for
off the hook, off the hizzy, off the rocker,or off the chain.
This is an idom, referring to a woman who has had several abortions. The coat hanger reference refers to old time, back alley or low quality abortions.
She said she couldn't get pregnant because she had too many turns of the coat hanger.
Dodging the coat hanger is an insult that can be thrown to people who are insanely irritating. It is an inside reference to a baby fighting off a mother trying a home abortion kit.
Griff, your so retared. Were you dodging the coat hanger for the first eight months of your existence?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!