when you hang a woman by her vagina off your dick
"dude i totally gave her the coat hanger"
"wow your dick must be sore
by freerlikesmen April 18, 2011
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Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger
by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019
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a piece of wire used to hang clothes, able to be bent and manipulated to perform different tasks, like creating a wreath for Christmas, making a halo, killing unborn babies, and opening car doors
-"Hey dad a just knocked a bitch up what do i do?" "Hang on son I'll get a coat hanger you get the golf club"

-"hey Robbo keep a look out while i break into this car with my trusty coat hanger"
by JMSMD AKA CHOMP October 27, 2007
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the other alternative to birth control. poor mans bitrh control
when she told me she was pregnant , i ran to my closet grabbed a hanger and fixed that problem right up
by gus gus February 25, 2004
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An object that is used to rip open the foreskin of a penis.
After inserting the Coat Hanger through his urethra, jake telsca riped off his foreskin.
by killsdogs February 21, 2011
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The poor man's birth control used to keep white girls from getting knocked up. Easy way to hide such a situation from one's parents.
Lindsey says, "hell no, I'd coat hanger that shit!"
by Jonifrican April 4, 2008
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A physically insignificant male. One who is just man enough to hold up a coat and occasionally open a car door, but who will inevitably find himself folded up in a trash can somewhere.
Stacy - "Hi Steve, it's good to see you, you look amazing!"

Steve - "It's great to see you! I'm sorry to hear about you and Mark, but I see you've started dating again. Who's the coat hanger?"

Stacy - "Oh, just some fuddy-duddy I picked up along the way. He's actually my tax man. Honestly I don't even know why I am dating him, I guess I am just easing myself back into the dating world"
by Ruhbee! March 5, 2008
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