A formerly reputable left-leaning newpaper.In recent times has acted as the avant-garde of social marxism in the form of identity politics and the cult of victimhood.Often takes the side of the enemies of modern civilization on the flimsiest standpoints.
In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.
In essence, not worth the money or the web search. Representative of the spiritual and social paralysis in the Western World.
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The Guardian is required reading if you are middle-class, wear a Che Guevara t-shirt, and like to read books about the Baader-Meinhof gang and Red Brigades.
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