the greaser 

The act of taking a wet mushy dump on ones chest, then rubbing your hands in it. Finally proceeding to slick back your hair with the hot steamy poop.

I met this guy Danny last night and he gave me the greaser!

the greaser by enjayrolla February 12, 2010

The Greater Depression

Term for the Depression in the beginning of the 21st century, as opposed to "The Great Depression" of the 1930's.

The Great Depression: A chicken in every pot, and a car in every garage.

The Greater Depression: A digital converter box for every TV, and a golden parachute for every failed bank executive.

The Greater Depression by TubaJim February 16, 2009

squeaky wheel gets the grease 

Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")

We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.

squeaky wheel gets the grease by J Basc January 1, 2008

squeaky wheel gets the grease 

It means that if you bitch loud enough, you'll eventually get your way.

Becky begged for months to her parents for a new car and she somehow got it. Squeaky wheel gets the grease, I guess.

squeaky wheel gets the grease by KRHimself August 11, 2005

FRESH OFF THE GREASE

You would say it when something kick ass happens. It is kinda like the equivelent to that snotty bitch Paris Hilton's "thats hot", only its more urban. You must also say it with a deep, loud voice for its full effect, like and angry African American.

Yeah, Nikki let me in through the back door last night, it was FRESH OFF THE GREASE. She was loving it.

FRESH OFF THE GREASE by Bill Braski May 28, 2006

The Greater Good 

The Greater Good is greater than good. It is also shortened to TGG sometimes too. There is really no explanation to how great The Greater Good really is. Also you should really support the channel of The Greater Good.

That was for The Greater Good

Yes!!!! TGG

The Greater Good by Hutter May 2, 2022

The Greater Internet

1. An idea where an item on the Internet has reached a large viewing audience over a wide range.

2. If something on the Internet has been seen by many people from different locations it has reached The Greater Internet.

Viral videos, memes, and Tosh.0 fall under The Greater Internet.

Steve. "Have you seen Mike's wipeout on Tosh.0?"

Larry. "Yeah man, he's reached The Greater Internet!"

The Greater Internet by ryanothedyno August 6, 2011