A amazing cult that honors Cagney Carnation a boss from a game called Cuphead. The cult currently has... 7 members. The Flower Cult owner is... Yukii (online name)/Celeste(Quotev/Discord name) we love doing some random stuff. we are currently planning a Funeral for the owners Monokuma plushie. Funfact I AM THE OWNER!!! BAHAAHAHA!!!! We also like to summon Cagney at 3AM we sometimes spam whatever.
we love Cagney, Bob and Danganronpa! Today i almost burned down my house trying to make Macaroni! THERE WAS SMOKE! HAHA ! (Monday, August 8 2022)
Yukii: Yo. wanna join the flower cult?!
name: what tf is that
Yukii: its a cult where we honor Cagney.
name: yeah sure.
Yukii: YO! WE GOT A NEW MEMBER!!!!!!
Tsumugi: cool.
Nyx: slay!
Any other member: omg heyoo!!
Kelly: I had sex with David last night.
Marie: Really, was he any good?
Kelly: It was really awkward. He told me afterward that he was a virgin.
Marie: So you were the first person to visit his flower shop, eh?
Mark: So, what are you doing tonight man?
Ronnie: I'm visiting the flower shop. Sarah's finally letting me in her pants.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!