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The Eastern Titty Tickler
You sneak up behind an attractive female with ninja-like skill and pop a feel on her. When she turns around to see who did it, you are already long gone with the use of your ninja reflexes.
The Eastern Titty Tickler by TheBootyofGreatness February 11, 2010
The Enterprise
A sexual position based on the shape of the Starship Enterprise from Star Trek. It is performed as follows: The girl lies on her stomach on a table with her waist at the edge of the table. She bends her knees at a 90 degree angle so that her legs are perpendicular to the table and her feet are parallel to the table, resembling the warp nacelles of the actual Starship Enterprise. Her hands should be holding onto her legs and her head and back arched up, to resemble the saucer section of the Enterprise. The man stands behind her and enters her like a shuttle craft into the cargo bay.
"Last night I Enterprised my virgin girlfriend. I realized that I boldly went where no man has gone before!"
Note: It is often common to yell out during the act of performing The Enterprise, "Prepare for a light speed thrust maneuver; make it so."
Note: It is often common to yell out during the act of performing The Enterprise, "Prepare for a light speed thrust maneuver; make it so."
The Enterprise by TheInstitute May 27, 2010
Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise
Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.
Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008
The Eastern Herald
A news journal headquartered in India promoting free speech, Human Rights and advocating the rights of the minorities worldwide. Oped, news, editorial articles on politics, religion, Persecution, current events and much more.
Official website: www.easternherald.com
Official website: www.easternherald.com
The Eastern Herald by Muzaffarab May 18, 2019
The Enter Sandman Effect
This effect occurs when a song becomes tarnished by the amount of times you hear it, no matter how good the song may be it ends up annoying you. You realise the effect mostly on songs you initially like.
The Enter Sandman Effect occurs most notably (in my opinion) with:
Enter Sandman - Metallica
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
Enter Sandman - Metallica
The Pretender - Foo Fighters
The Enter Sandman Effect by Scott Bevan January 20, 2009
The Easter Bunny
An evolutionist with a sense of humour: "If a giant rabbit that shits chocolate eggs isn't proof of evolution, I don't know what is."
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
A gullible creationist with a sense of exploitation: "Great! Let's call him The Easter Bunny!"
The Easter Bunny by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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