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the david 

to get pussy multiple times a day
god hes so lucky, he does the david all the time

the david 

to jack off multiple times in a day
I do the david once in awhile, ya know?
the david by gogglespinoy April 27, 2008

The David 

Referring to Michelangelo’s famous nude sculpture, implying that you need to put some pants on.
Dude you can’t just walk around in The David.

The David Bowie Effect 

After the death of David Bowie in 2016, the world has gone to to hell in a handbasket. His death was only the beginning.
"Ya know, nothing's been right since Bowie died a couple years ago. So much shit going on."
"Yeah, that's The David Bowie Effect for you..."
The David Bowie Effect by Marshel5AQW November 12, 2018

The David Baxter 

The David Baxter is the best way to describe the most gentle, caring, giving father, aka Pops, that me as a daughter can describe. If u saw pops, u saw me, Amy. At least untill he died September 6th, 2019. Then apart of me died that day.
The David Baxter way of doing things doesn't exist anymore. Get it your own damn self.
The David Baxter by Noresun2noAmy2 September 27, 2021

The David Blaine 

When your getting a girl from behind and you let your friend take your place without her knowing, you run outside and knock on the window and wave to her yelling Wahlah!
I was with her the other night and we pulled The David Blaine on her, it was priceless!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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