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When you are at work and you have to shit extremely bad, you start doing a little dance to keep it from coming out. This is known as "the dance"
"Dude, I was the only manager at work today so I couldn't go to the bathroom, I was doing the dance!"

"Man, I had to close the shop today because I was doing the dance so hard. Once I got to the bathroom I force-fed that toilet"
The Dance by J Rizzy October 6, 2008
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Slang for the Men's NCAA Basketball Tournement
Do you think that UTEP will make it to the dance?

No, they lost 6 of their last 7
The Dance by Gods2ndBestGift March 15, 2010
The series of movements in rythmn that is appropriate for every situation and/or music
Emma preformed “The Dance” for 3 hours straight at winter formal and killed it the entire time.
The Dance by The juicy juice February 4, 2019
term used for meth by meth users in norcal.
tim: yo, you wanna do the dance tonight?
jim: nah fool you trippin.
The Dance by tellyeyemloco January 2, 2010

“The Dance” 

Moving your hands side to side to house music on molly
I seen Brandon doing “the dance” at splash house
“The Dance” by Brando M3 August 26, 2025

the dance floor 

After a 20 minute delay, all players in the final pairing are now on the dance floor.

the dance of eternity 

Another amazing entry by the progressive band Dream Theater. Truly inmpressive, this song captures some of the best riffs of the instuments used (guitar, bass, drums and keyboards). Progressive rock haters would probably get a headache from this song but you have to admire the talent that is poured out into this amazing 6 minute song. The ragtime keyboard solo is also very fullfilling!
The Dance of Eternity rocks!

I like rocks...
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