"Norcal" is a portmanteau of "Northern" and "California". The term is a foolish adaptation of "Socal", instituted by recent transplants to
N.
Cali. and used to express an
exclusive bro-titude, succeeding primarily in creating a brainless mindset of stereotypical machismo, expressed by shirtless baby-men in lifted trucks and wrap-around Oakleys, that rivals Southern California's transparentness. Generally an embarrassment to the culture of thoughtfulness and artistic innovation developed by native Northern Californians (or others who actually "get it"), these base
lug-nuts would be
better served by going home and trying their slavish commitment to cheesy marketing terms elsewhere, leaving
us actual Northern Californians with our uniqueness and integrity intact.
Dude, I'm so stoked my Dad moved us to San Jose from Bakersfield, I'm gonna put this big-
ass NORCAL sticker on my
truck so all the ladies know to look out for my sunburned, waxed beer-gut.
Bro, you mean there are, like, fine
girls that aren't blond retards? Norcal RULES! I'm never goin' back to Oxnard!