the Cracker

The second deadliest enemy of the Freshness League. He uses attacks like the Hoedown, Seed Spittin, and the fearsome Huntin Dawg.

Gangsta Boy: galloping gophers, Phatman! Its......the Cracker!

the Cracker: Time far a hoedown boys! Yee Haw!

by Ninjalo June 11, 2006

The Cracker Game

A competative jerk circle in which a group of guys stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a cracker. The last person to let out their load on the cracker has to eat it.

After loosing the cracker game Bobby ate the soggy cracker.

by Bobby the Jap August 17, 2006

The Cracker Squirm

A dance done by white people everywhere. It's easy: Just jerk and shake awkwardly from side to side.

At the dance, all the girls were doing the cracker squirm. The guys just sort of stood there.

by Trilly, Emzy Lou and Blondie February 6, 2006

The Cracker Barrel

Giving/recieving a blowjob at a Cracker Barrel parking lot.

Michael : Hey, what did you and your girlfriend do during your anniversary?

Aiden: My girl gave me the Cracker Barrel

Michael: That's it?

Aiden: Nah we also did the Batman

by Minekwaft December 5, 2019

what the cracker?

another way of saying what the hell.

person 1: did u kno that the square root of 9876543 is 1234?
person 2: what the cracker are u talking about??

by Melanie November 15, 2003

olivia the cracker

A white bitch that thinks volleyball is better than basketball and thinks that it is easy

Boy: ohh yuhhh we won the basketball game
Olivia the cracker : umm excuse me but basketball is totes easy sksksk volleyball is way more challenging

Boy: ummm ok

Olivia the cracker:Yea like i would beat u in any sport sksksk .... i like justice

by rthrtye5u6 November 21, 2019

stay on the cracker

take care of business; don't make a nuisance of yourself but if you do, be prepared to back it up

"George was getting sloppy so I warned him to stay on the cracker, before he gets canned."

stay
cracker

by Mr. Tabrapit November 30, 2010