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The Cockpit

The trap house of ho, rusty, lucky, and tall bitch
Yo bro beer darts at the cockpit. We smokin in the shed first. BYOB
The Cockpit by tallbitchofic October 17, 2021

two in the cockpit

When two cocks are forced into one vagina.
She got drunk and took two in the cockpit last night.
two in the cockpit by bekaz April 2, 2014

Breached the cockpit 

When you pull part of your scrotum through a small worn out hole in the undercarriage of your boxer briefs.
My girlfriend noticed a hole in my briefs while I was laying spread eagle on the couch. So I Breached the cockpit to pull aflap of ball bag out

Coffee in the cockpit 

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.

Cockpit, The

n. Always capitalized.The name of the homosexual club where Punisher Junior, Hazeyamind, and Voice of Reason hang out. Also known as The Sausage Factory.
Who's gonna be at The Cockpit tonight besides PJ, Haze, and Voice?
Cockpit, The by Miryam Websta April 26, 2004
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trucker's tan 

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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