The Cannon

A powerful and unstoppable foosball move that both amazes and astounds the competition.

"Yo Mags, if you keep using the cannon, I'm quitting and going back to the kegger."

Guy #1: "Man, your cannon is unstoppable."
Guy #2: "That's what she said."

"I will beat you with the cannon and you will bow down to me as the greatest foosball player ever!"

by phluke96 September 8, 2011

The Cannon

When you see a sexy female and you want to say something but you don't because you don't want to get shot down in front of people or shot down period.

When you freeze up and don't know how to act when you see a gorgeous girl you even start acting a bit nerdy as a side effect.

Girl walks past you, shes the most beautiful girl you have ever seen,then The Cannon comes in where you turn stare smile throw a head nod and then turn around and don't do anything.

Girl walks past sexy as can be, you turn see her and then start rattling off math or scientific terms that pushes her away causing The Cannon.

by KiDLazY April 30, 2011

The Cannon

The act of taking a large dump in a female`s vagina then proceeding to use your fist and or penis to pack the fecal mass deep inside the cavity.

Jill was feeling very creative last night, so we did the cannon.

by Lando Comando 25 December 15, 2008

The Cannon

When you shoot your cum onto a girl's chest

Wade Booth: My Girlfriend was giving me a hand job for 10 minutes. She bet I couldnt cum.

Lets Just say I gave her the Cannon

by NoongaWoonga June 16, 2011

The Cannon

When you pinch the forskin together and start pissing, it inflates like a baloon until you let go and it explodes like a cannon

Guys I just tried to do the cannon and it went everywhere

by The piss artist December 7, 2022

The Cannon

When you nut in a girls butt and stuff gummy worms in it and eat them out of the butt while she’s farting

Bro my friend literally just did The Cannon

by TheBoss010407 October 10, 2025

The Cannon Group

Correct pronunciation of The Cannon Group
Incorrect use: Cannon Group

Dare you face the kick?

by tito December 30, 2004