The Campbell

You pipe a stoner’s girlfriend after losing a sports game

Yeah we lost the championship but I pulled of the Campbell

by Biggggtittygothgf69 March 6, 2019

The Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise

When you're boning your beezey and you take a can of Campbell's Chunky Soup (the beefier, the better) and pour it into your lady friend's badge. Then you resume fucking her. Afterwards, you serve the soup to your family for dinner

(For an additional twist, wait till your lady is on her period and use Campbell's Tomato soup, while repeating the same steps)

Mom: "Wow, Steven, this soup is delicious!"

Steven: "You bet! Its the Campbell's Chunky Soup Surprise!!"

by John Calvin Sargent Jr. March 14, 2008

Neil Campbell the 3rd

Neil Campbell the 3rd - An Irish male without an Irish Accent, has 4 favourite days of the year - England v Ireland Rugby, St Patricks Day, his Bornday and when he was dancing to Come On Eileen in Fever with Sophie.

Neil Campbell the 3rd is know as a Salmon who resides in a dark room.

dont be a Neil go and make Sophie coffee.

Neil Campbell the 3rd - what a guy

by SassysoSsssgghfghdghdhdhhffhfc February 21, 2019

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last)

slightly overweight, lying, man bitch, who thinks hes the shit and can have any girl he wants. But he cant. in fact, he cant even keep one decent girl, because he goes around telling other girls he loves them while at the same time he's dating the "girl of his dreams" as far as she's concerned (becuase thats what he said, hence the lying part. Attention all females: Should you happen apon this randall campbell, kick him in the nuts, poke him, and then walk away as seductively as possible, so he will know what hes missing. And do not provide an explination should he ask.

Randal Brian Campbell the first (and hopefully last) asked out 4 girls in the same week. They all said no.

by Beat That Bitch! August 6, 2006

Luke (the chinaman) Campbell

The Chinese Paralympic track and field superstar. Although he does not have the mental capacity to learn how to wash his dishes, he is still determined to one day make a better guac than his roommate. He knows that once he has done this, he can finally earn Ju's love.

I beat you in a race you little Luke (the chinaman) Campbell!

by Dean Lane November 26, 2024

Campbell's Soup of the Day

oral sex received while the giver has a mouth full of Campbell's soup.

When Bill arrived home after a long day of work, he asked "Susan, what's for dinner?"

Susan replies, "Campbell's Soup of the Day," then takes a drink of her Soup at Hand and kneels down in front of him.

by Magellan925 December 17, 2010