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The Brenden

During oral sex, the male pulls out and ejaculates into the females mouth. She then spits it back in the males face as a way of getting back at him for past mistakes.
"That asshole cheated on me so, rather than breaking up with him right away, I gave him "The Brenden."
by ZdaRM October 16, 2011
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The Brendon and Kevin Show

Holy shit, did you listen to that fucked up episode of The Brendon and Kevin Show?
by The Brendon and Kevin Show November 12, 2021
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The Brendan Malone Special

A sexual act involving two men. Man 1 chains Man 2 up in such a way that he is suspended in the air. From there Man 1 fists Man 2 (typically all the way to the shoulder) until he prolapses.
I just gave him The Brendan Malone Special… his prolapse was as big as a football!
by NickGurPeeNis January 20, 2022
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THE BRENDON

The most retarded piece of shit ever to exist.
It doesnt know how to backspace on a computer.
It got a boner when it held a blonde girls hand.
It stands up, gets its right leg and rubs it against its left ankle to pull down its trousers.
Eats 150 yoghurts within a 6 hour period.
It likes to ask the most stupid irrelevant questions that has an extremely obvious answer.
It stinks of BO and uses aftershave to mask the smell (it doesn't).
Likes to walk like it is a wobbly inflatable that has a dislocated hip.
Leaves its car window down when its raining.
It wears the same jersey EVERY DAY.
Stop your acting like the brendon. If you don't stop acting like the brendon your going to die alone.
by THE BRENDON November 21, 2023
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Leedling the Brandenburgs

To repeatedly annoy some one till they explode and die.
Man, Shut Up your leedling the brandenburgs! annoyingbitching Death ass hole donkey
by TRIPODIFER January 8, 2012
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Brendan the furry

Furries tend to be named Brendan
You: Look, there’s Brendan
Friend: are you sure he’s not Brendan the furry?
by uzqx January 1, 2023
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