the brad 

the meaning of "the brad" can vary somewhat but is the term is the act of someone doing sexually inappropriate gestures or badly timed sexual advances or just playing being a sexual predator the thing about the act of the brad is the person preforming these acts will think that they are fine and not creepy at all he or she will usually use the excuse i was just being casual

hey hows that guy over there trying to take a the fat smelly pregnant woman home that's such "the brad" thing to do

the other night i was making out with my girlfriend and my house mate was watching and licking his lips dude was so casual about the act of "the brad" i think he doesn't know how gross he is i am pretty sure he is into grobmullers

did you see that old chick she fully pulled "the brad" on me when i was dunk i think she licked my ass "the brad" of all brads

the brad by Jezzagrob September 3, 2014

The Brad 

The term used to describe what to do when a hot chick, that is too hot for her own good and uses that hotness as an abusive power, is giving a guy head and he wraps his legs around her head and lets out a massive fart in her face.

"Dude, this bitch was going down on me last night but she was totally using me to get back at her boyfriend... so I gave her The Brad."

The Brad by camtangled October 28, 2008

The Brad 

Inhumane, where's Brad, can't speak English, always a vibe.

Last night the Brad came out!

The Brad by Thebradswife May 15, 2021

The Brad Ortega 

A signature move when a male is lying on his back jerking himself off with his legs extended towards the ceiling and his ejaculate is captured into a glencairn by his male partner to provide tasting notes.

I can't wait to get home tonight to try The Brad Ortega with my mate because I have been eating brussel sprouts all day!

The Brad Ortega by BRabbit70 June 17, 2023

The Brad and Chad 

When two “heterosexual” bros stroke each other with compliments, each time making the compliment more awesome than the last.

This is the Brad and Chad.
“Brad, your pink and blue flamingo board shorts are awesome.”
“ No Chad, your yellow boat shoes are way more awesome”
“No Brad, your conk shell necklace is the most awesome of all.”

The Brad and Chad by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019

The Brad Pitt Theory 

The concept that all men, no matter what sexual orientation they practice, are gay for Brad Pitt.

"If I were gay, I would choose Brad Pitt as my lover."

The Brad Pitt Theory by Chris Lee Ian Chambers May 17, 2004

the brad paradox 

Schrodinger's brad, its a paradox of every time he tries to get out of a situation by talking, He keeps digging himself away from winning the argument getting more dirt on him in the process

Fuck you no in not putting the brad paradox in the example

the brad paradox by Ruthless-Gaytard August 29, 2021