The Bacon
The Bacon by George E-OR B007nd October 14, 2008
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The Bacon Hammock
The act of sex when a female is dangling from the ceiling via four or five ropes ((two for her arms and two for her legs and one extra for her midsection)) and is spread eagle in an X formation.
Loren: How's your relationship going? You still bored?
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
Arian: Tsh, Naw, man. I was with her last night and she was my Bacon Hammock for the night, brah.
Loren: You did The Bacon Hammock?? Awesome! I've always wanted to try that.
Arian: You should, dude, it's totally relaxing because I can just stand and sway her around while she dangles.
The Bacon Hammock by infernlmagician October 16, 2009
The Bacon Way
This dude just keeps on marching enough though he's got no idea where he's going or is even aware to the fact that he is falling apart. He truly embraces the bacon way.
The Bacon Way by J-Hawt March 30, 2020
The Bacon Reach Around
I was having so much fun and thought it could not get any better until she gave me The Bacon Reach Around.
The Bacon Reach Around by The One and Only Jeffrey January 18, 2017
The Bacon Tuxedo
The Bacon Tuxedo is like the joke The Aristocrats in that it is the grossest, nastiest sexual deviance imaginable at the time it is dispelled. It is not so much one sexual position as it is many with some sort of a wild story behind it and a bit of pizazz. It is up to the story teller just what positions and fluids are involved in the act so long as it is improvised and original. The teller begins by stating "I was giving this girl The Bacon Tuxedo the other night". This will usually be followed by someone asking, "What is The Bacon Tuxedo?" Then you follow with your version and end with, "and that my friend is The Bacon Tuxedo."
I was with this crazy slut the other night named Cindy. We went to her place and started going at it pretty hard. She did not waste anytime before she was behind me giving me a Rusty Trombone. After a few minutes of that I threw Cindy to the floor as I was in the mood for a Cincinnati Bowtie, but not before I Tea Bagged her for a bit. Being in the position I was in I couldn't help but think it would be a good time for a Cleveland Steamer so I let loose whilst giving her downstairs a bit of a Golden Shower. Then it was obviously time for a Chili Dog. I gave the sweet girl a Dirty Sanchez soon after pulling my cock out of her shit covered breasts. This is when her roommate, Stacy, comes out and says "Hey, what's all the commotion?" and begins laughing her ass off when she sees Cindy's upper lip. Stacy then decides she's going to strap on a giant black dildo they have aptly named, Apollo Creed. I rub my hands together thinking Cindy is in for it, but before I know it I am taking it in the ass from Apollo and giving it to Cindy doggy style. I then decided it was time for a Houdini. I spit on Cindy's back and to her surprise as she turned around I blew my spunk in her eye. I hadn't meant to cum in her eye, but I figured at this point I should just kick her in the shin completing an Angry Pirate". I later Donkey Punched Stacy and got her to do the Angry Dragon the next morning. And that my friends is The Bacon Tuxedo.
The Bacon Tuxedo by Dirtbag and Dinosaur Balls October 20, 2010
The bacon bap
Deen: "Aye, but how much is the Bacon Bap?"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"
McKenzie: "Usually he charges £12.50 but if youre his mate its £10"
The bacon bap by Memeulous69 May 30, 2018