The Art
The act of choking someone while wearing pink panties, a purple wife beater, and a peanut butter smeared pine cone in your ass.
The Art by Ju Ju Behive July 6, 2008
Words you can keep
The Art
The Art Of Frame Control
The nature of reality is inherently ambiguous and is open to various interpretations. Gaining a greater degree of control over one's internal and external psychology is the most important factor in increasing one's level of success in all aspects of life. The collective congruency between your internal self and your external results is a Frame. Whoever is more confident in their interpretation will be able to control everyone's interpretations around them, this is known as The Art of Frame Control. Whatever man knows frame control will be able to gain the upper hand in any social situation, whether they are trying to land a big deal, convince their spouse to get on board with a decision, or pick up a hot date.
Josh King Madrid, better known as JetSet or JetSetFly wrote a book called The Art Of Frame Control after writing JETSET Life Hacks.
Josh King Madrid, better known as JetSet or JetSetFly wrote a book called The Art Of Frame Control after writing JETSET Life Hacks.
Billy: I can't find anyone who wants to buy my products and girls never pay me any attention. I been working on my mindset and it's not working. I've tried everything... Josh King Madrid teach me the jet set way so I can level up & live the jetset life too.
JetSetFly: Stop trying so hard and just use The Art Of Frame Control and it will happen automatically and effortlessly.
Dr David Hawkins: That is a fact at 499 LOC, Oh Lord. **Calibrates the LOC of josh king madrid's statement with muscle testing**
2 weeks later:
Billy: I'm now a multi-millionaire with 4 hot girlfriends, thanks for teaching me the art of frame control. The Jet Set Way truly is the only way.
JetSetFly: Makes a lot of sense.
JetSetFly: Stop trying so hard and just use The Art Of Frame Control and it will happen automatically and effortlessly.
Dr David Hawkins: That is a fact at 499 LOC, Oh Lord. **Calibrates the LOC of josh king madrid's statement with muscle testing**
2 weeks later:
Billy: I'm now a multi-millionaire with 4 hot girlfriends, thanks for teaching me the art of frame control. The Jet Set Way truly is the only way.
JetSetFly: Makes a lot of sense.
The Art Of Frame Control by piaheza September 29, 2022
The Art of War
The Art of War (Chinese: 孫子兵法; pinyin: Sūnzĭ bīngfǎ) is an ancient Chinese military treatise attributed to Sun Tzu, a high-ranking military general, strategist and tactician. The text is composed of 13 chapters, each of which is devoted to one aspect of warfare. It is commonly known to be the definitive work on military strategy and tactics of its time. It has been the most famous and influential of China's Seven Military Classics, and "for the last two thousand years it remained the most important military treatise in Asia, where even the common people knew it by name." It has had an influence on Eastern and Western military thinking, business tactics, legal strategy and beyond.
The book was first translated into the French language in 1772 by French Jesuit Jean Joseph Marie Amiot and a partial translation into English was attempted by British officer Everard Ferguson Calthrop in 1905. The first annotated English language translation was completed and published by Lionel Giles in 1910. Leaders as diverse as Mao Zedong, General Vo Nguyen Giap, General Douglas MacArthur and leaders of Imperial Japan have drawn inspiration from the work.
The book was first translated into the French language in 1772 by French Jesuit Jean Joseph Marie Amiot and a partial translation into English was attempted by British officer Everard Ferguson Calthrop in 1905. The first annotated English language translation was completed and published by Lionel Giles in 1910. Leaders as diverse as Mao Zedong, General Vo Nguyen Giap, General Douglas MacArthur and leaders of Imperial Japan have drawn inspiration from the work.
The Art of War has been applied to many fields well outside of the military. Much of the text is about how to fight wars without actually having to do battle: it gives tips on how to outsmart one's opponent so that physical battle is not necessary. As such, it has found application as a training guide for many competitive endeavors that do not involve actual combat.
There are business books applying its lessons to office politics and corporate strategy. Many Japanese companies make the book required reading for their key executives. The book is also popular among Western business management, who have turned to it for inspiration and advice on how to succeed in competitive business situations. It has also been applied to the field of education.
The Art of War has been the subject of law books and legal articles on the trial process, including negotiation tactics and trial strategy.
There are business books applying its lessons to office politics and corporate strategy. Many Japanese companies make the book required reading for their key executives. The book is also popular among Western business management, who have turned to it for inspiration and advice on how to succeed in competitive business situations. It has also been applied to the field of education.
The Art of War has been the subject of law books and legal articles on the trial process, including negotiation tactics and trial strategy.
The Art of War by The Centurion December 29, 2014
The Art of Procrastination
1. The art of mastering procrastination.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
2. When you master procrastination well enough to know exactly when to screw off or work. You also know how to set things up so that you appear to be working, but really your just playing Tetris, looking at porn, etc.
Note: As a fair warning to anyone that tries this: it can be difficult at first, so don't do anything that can get you fired for the first few weeks. NEVER LET YOUR GUARD DOWN. EVER.
1. This is an example of a shitty definition of the Art of Procrastination. (lol?)
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
2. You are playing your PSP when your boss walks in. You hide it somewhere that you already planned out on your desk. Your boss looks at your desk and sees your papers and a pen or whatever. The point is that he thinks your working. Your boss leaves and you pull out your PSP again until you know you need to work and still being able to get things done in a comfortable amount of time.
The Art of Procrastination by Cheerios22 February 21, 2009
The Art of Masking
When properly handling or wearing a face mask is far from obvious, because a disturbing number of mask wearers are quasi-clueless how to properly protect themselves against the coronaviruses and their variants.
Like common sense that isn’t common after all, the general population needs to be continually exposed to the art of masking through health awareness campaigns to avoid preventable corona infections or deaths.
The Art of Masking by MathPlus November 1, 2021
the art of war
A thosand year old text which Sun Tzu
wrote depicting various wartime strategies
all possesing argueably more common sence
then our modern day ones.
wrote depicting various wartime strategies
all possesing argueably more common sence
then our modern day ones.
ironicaly its very simple and terribly
short, shrunken down to font size 8 it
fits on about 10 pages, anyone with a
grade 5 mentality could read it, which
also makes it dangerous. The art of war;
it was ok. warwarfarsoft taco
short, shrunken down to font size 8 it
fits on about 10 pages, anyone with a
grade 5 mentality could read it, which
also makes it dangerous. The art of war;
it was ok. warwarfarsoft taco
the art of war by scavanna March 5, 2009
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dirrty
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
Coyote Ugly
1. Place
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!
3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
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Literally 1984
Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.
Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Bob: Literally 1984!
--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010
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