The 95%

The idea that 95% of all the women in the world are worth fucking. This 95% includes all sorts of girls from super bad to kinda ugly but not really (if that makes sense, it makes sense in my mind). Something that many people don't understand is that just because a certain girl isn't their first option to fuck, that doesn't exclude her from the 95. If we consider all the women in the world, then 95% of their population is nearly everyone and I’m just trying to get this nut in real quick. At the end of the day, the only thing that really matters is getting pussy.

Henry: Aye Ray, you see that girl over there, you laying the pipe?
Ray Naker: Shiiiii she ain't bad but she ain't ugly either, she a part of the 95%, so yea...I'm fucking

The 95% by TurnM3Up July 25, 2020

gay for the 9-5 stay 

heterosexuals who get gay in the workplace and only commit acts of homosexuality while on the clock

Mary and Sally both gay for the 9-5 stay, often spent lunch hour munching carpet.

gay for the 9-5 stay by Dillweed April 9, 2007

The Porsche 959MK 

The Porsche 959MK is a fictional rallycar appearing in the World Rally Championship and sometimes in the Paris-Dakar rally in the 1980s that is a rare version of the usual Porsche 959 and the 959K by being designed by Porsche itself to have an engine tucked way behind instead of in the front as it should be that is supplied with air by a powerfully complex turbocharger that is also spooled by a weirdo thing called 'Gyatt' that supplies the actual turbocharger AND the engine of the Porsche that is a flat-6, essentially making a weirdo kind of charger setup and configuration that is called the "Compound turbogyatt" configuration cuz of itself being compounded or having the ability to supply the 2 turbos by eachother as well.

Due to itself having such a strange and unusual configuration of gyatt and turbochargers or even superchargers however, it was considered extremely hard to develop, create, race, and maintain importantly by Porsche all cuz of the gyatt modified to supply the engine and spool-up the turbo for reduced turbolag for the sake of safety of the driver/codriver, and it end up becoming illegal to be used for racing by Roblox for some reason, with the turbogyatt system useful for the complex and neverseenbefore engine of the Porsche 959MK anyway for years to come as a reason, with Colin McRae Rally 2005 and other racing games being those that only allow it to exist... (:)

The Porsche 959MK is my favorite car, cuz i like brainrot including gyatt and Skibidi fnr. I don't even focking know why, yet i have to wish that no one, not even a wacky-o Millia main from Guiltygear tries to eat my waffles in my breakfast just cuz i don't play GGSt and is playing Gran Turismo IV rn tho...

The Porsche 959MK by GuiltyGearHunter109 April 20, 2024

in the year 9595 

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in the year 9595 by onelettert October 6, 2023

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016