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Tim: It hurts when i piss
John: You got the fuckin clap from Dan's Mom.
the clap by FATHERHOOD August 31, 2005
the sound of your palm hitting your forehead when you realize that sweet innocent little teen was a petri-dish for gonorrhea
the clap by Alina September 3, 2004
Nick name for disease Ghonoreah , comes from the noise when back in civil war where they would breakup the puss build up by banging the butt of their rifles on the penis laying on a table.
Bang! Bang! Bang!

Another case of that nasty stuff.

ya, you shoulda kept away from that dirty whore.
the clap by Wix March 3, 2004
gonorrhoea, a common venereal disease caused by the bacterium Neisseria gonorrhoeae; symptoms are painful urination and pain around the urethra
Ugh, dude you have the clap!
the clap by Matt January 5, 2004
A term used for the sexually transmitted disease, gonorrhea. The name “clap” stems from the French word clapoir, which means brothel.
Be careful when associating with loose women, for you may contract the clap.
The Clap by Stlcop12 December 20, 2008
I caught the clap off some hippy broad I was fucking, my dick was dripping like a busted pipe
the clap by Ralph Cifaretto November 15, 2020