Oyster

Yer fancy clam with the poyle inside.

by Spot Conlon October 29, 2017

The Oyster

The act of a man pulling his balls out of the opening in the front of his boxers. This trick is closely related to The Turkey and the frog brain.

While usually done in front of friends as a joke, Larry sometimes performs The Oyster by himself for amusement.

by ihatebuffering January 20, 2011

gobs of phlegm coughed up from the lungs, as from pneumonia

Q: What's the grossest thing about having a lung transplant?
A: The first few oysters you cough up aren't yours.

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada September 24, 2017

Giving a blowjob with no condom (AKA ‘sucking it raw’, like eating an oyster)

“She was oystering me when her boyfriend came home”

by Angelab22 May 24, 2019

When a man cums on a clit and he slurps it up (like you would an oyster) and spit it in the womans mouth

My girlfriend was to scared to swallow so I oystered it to show her it won't bad

by They know me May 27, 2010

A non-Jew who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish words for no apparent reason, except perhaps to look cool.

Oy vey! Can you believe the chutzpah that shmuck has?

by Palmer March 28, 2005

Gob of phlegm in the street, also 'Dockyard oyster' from Portsmouth Dockyard.

Mind the road there, you'll tread in that oyster.