Dockyard

Noun- A place where docking takes place

I was going to go to the movies but I decided to go to a dockyard instead

by Jim Sominsummthin April 27, 2011

dockyard

The place where gays get together to endure the gay games of docking and hide the sausage.

"Hi Tim, want to come down to the dock yard?"

by Raz Egerton February 1, 2004

dockyard oyster

Noun. The kind of huge, vile, cancerous-looking greeny coughed up and spat out onto the ground by British Naval dockyard workers. Called an oyster because of the solid, greeny, snotty, rubbery centre surrounded by a lighter, watery fringe of phlegm, and the fact they just CLING and stick around for ages. British sailors have inventive imaginations, so you couldn't expect this to go un-named for long.

Officer at the gangway: Bo'sun's Mate, what's so funny?
Bo'sun's Mate: It's Able Seaman Smith, Sir, He slipped on a dockyard oyster when he was crappers last night and broke his leg! In front of the Captain's wife! Fucking brilliant!

by Satandog February 2, 2006

dockyard run around

Asking for a bit of information and being sent back to talk to the people you've just spoken to.

I've just spoken to them. This is becoming a dockyard run around!

by Mykel13 September 14, 2017

dockyard spanner

A hammer. Suggests that workers in the dockyard are heavy handed and use brute force and wrong tools to achieve desired outcome, regardless of collateral damage caused.

"Pass me that dockyard spanner, would you, old fruit? I need to jolly well tap this nail in."

by Shackleford Hurtmore February 12, 2013

rosyth dockyard

Large dockyard in fife, the place is a hell hole riddled with corruption, weegies and Eastern European illegal workers.

Not a good place to work as moral is extremely poor due to the bullying tactics of the management and gaffers who thrive on fake power and think they’re solid swanning about in there white hats and overalls, the only people that do well in this horrible place are grasses and any semi good looking girls who get away with murder due to the fact they are sleeping with the management. Stay away from here as it will ruin your soul.

Awright big ane just goin doon ti the pisher fur a fag while supposed ti be workin at rosyth dockyard coz am lazy like the rest of the losers workin here

by Jothegoon September 23, 2017