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crank that dick cheney 

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

bounce that dick

the most badass perverted and catchy song on youtube yet created by JennaMarbles
Dude have u heard bounce that dick yet?

Yeah man! That song got me bouncin my dick all night!

Eat That Dick up

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.
Boy you better Eat that dick up , I ain’t hearing shit you talking bout!
Eat That Dick up by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

Murphy Bed That Dick 

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.
“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.

How's that dick taste? 

a usually rhetorical question noting that a person or group has been bitched or one-upped in an almost any aspect of life.
Jared: Dude, I fucked someone's mom last night.

Andrew: Dude, I fucked your mom last night... How's that dick taste?

Jared: Salty

eat that dick up

Meaning shut the fuck /you a bitch
Guy1: aye you need to cut yo hair

Guy2:man eat that dick up