thats dick

a term referring to something ignorant or soemthign that sucks

Dude, he fucked Krista....thats dick!

by nottadoper December 2, 2004

crank that dick cheney

when you go hunting with your friend and you ejaculare all over their face

i'm gonna crank that dick cheney with tom

by austingale March 8, 2008

bounce that dick

the most badass perverted and catchy song on youtube yet created by JennaMarbles

Dude have u heard bounce that dick yet?

Yeah man! That song got me bouncin my dick all night!

by anonymousstripper December 31, 2011

Eat That Dick up

Expression meant to basically say, Deal with it. Don’t bother trying to explain yourself or do anything. They have won.

Boy you better Eat that dick up , I ain’t hearing shit you talking bout!

by Comedian95 January 12, 2023

Murphy Bed That Dick

When you’re having an intense game of backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly slam shut the backgammon set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.

“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”

“Oh man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.

by DJ Nipslip July 16, 2021

How's that dick taste?

a usually rhetorical question noting that a person or group has been bitched or one-upped in an almost any aspect of life.

Jared: Dude, I fucked someone's mom last night.

Andrew: Dude, I fucked your mom last night... How's that dick taste?

Jared: Salty

by agizzle504 October 11, 2009

eat that dick up

Meaning shut the fuck /you a bitch

Guy1: aye you need to cut yo hair

Guy2:man eat that dick up

by Godlike:) May 31, 2018