When you’re having an intense game of
backgammon and the mother fuckers are taking too long to finish it, you quickly
slam shut the backgammon
set on dudes dick like a Murphy bed.
“You’re taking too long to finish this game, Jim” said David. “I know but we’re almost done and we can
ride scooters to dollar general.” Jim quickly replied. “
Good because in 5 more minutes I’m going to Murphy Bed That Dick.”
“Oh
man, I better hurry!” Jim cried.