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that GOOD shit 

When you get that great bud, smoke, or hooch that is the best, the VERY BEST, a cut above the rest, especially

when it is totally 100% cherry, that'll set you flying into the IONOSPHERE it's so mind-blowing great.
Bro #1 (exhausted yet pleased): Hooo, shit, man... what a night!

Bro #2 (curious): What's up with you, man?

Bro #1 (pleased): Last night a friend of mine got me some bud from Aspen a guy was growing
in his house. I mean, it was completely grown with all natural fertilizer, mountain soil, I mean
the whole nine yards, all in his basement! All pure! No bug spray or anything!!

Bro #2 (astounded): Holy shit, man... how was it?

Bro #1 (stoked): Man, that bud was so pure, it had me zooming around those communication satellites I was high!

Bro #2 (amazed): Oh, fuuuuuck... still got some or did you smoke it all?

Bro #1: Uh-uh, no way, Bro! I rolled a few ahead of time before I smoked that first one! (Hands Bro #2 a joint.) Try it out.

-----------A FEW HOURS LATER...------------------

Bro #2 (high and happy as hell): Holy shit, man! Now THAT... is that GOOD shit, bro! Whooooo!

Bro #1 (laughing): I know right?

Bro #2 (giddy): Shiiiiiit... we better hold off on these for a while... don't wanna waste these puffs until we
get some more! That is high-quality bud... man, you want to get some eats?

Bro #1 (stoked): Yeah, man... I got the munchies so bad, I'd make PAC-MAN look like a picky eater!

Bro #2 (agreeing): Let's go to the Arches or the Bell. Think the Hut's open?

Bro #1: If it is, I think three or four pies will do. Already had some of that Bell... got me farting like goddamn!

Bro #2: Thanks for the warning... avoid the Bell.
that GOOD shit by Wa11ar00 September 1, 2021

Talkin All That Good Shit

you were talkin all that good shit a second ago, before you go got kicked in yo shit.

good shit on that 

when some thing is good or something good happend
did you bring the food? yeah. Good shit on that
good shit on that by YEAH November 6, 2003

good present instead of that shitty 

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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026